Dance little piggy!

The rest of the article is a good read (if you're not already ready to stab your eyes out with a rusty spoon at the thought of another iPhone 4G prototype story), but this quote is why I read the Macalope ...

You know what they say about trying to teach a pig to dance, right? It wastes your time and makes the pig implement a Microsoft-only corporate standard for enterprise-level software delivered solely on Dell hardware.